I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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