didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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