so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Randomize