Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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