their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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