i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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