YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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