In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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