ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
God, I missed his penis.
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