i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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