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(616): View more from Michigan

i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

they had a keg party to fund her abortion.

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(847): View more from Illinois

boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..

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(360): View more from Washington

i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right

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(802): View more from Vermont

I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger

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(713): View more from Texas

I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live

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(785): View more from Kansas

I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.

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