Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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