Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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