Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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