I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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