Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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