I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
accomplished twins. life is a go
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
