Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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