Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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