Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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