After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
only you would photoshop your dick
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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