do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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