but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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