Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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