That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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