hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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