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(228): View more from Mississippi

yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations

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(530): View more from California

Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.

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(928): View more from Arizona

She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.

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(850): View more from Florida

You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.

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(831): View more from California

maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick

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(514): View more from Quebec

Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched

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(209): View more from California

Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.

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(706): View more from Georgia

just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.

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