Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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