we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I need to wash the frat house off of me
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
