i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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