I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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