Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
this will be a night to untag.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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