Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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