i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
