Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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