But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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