don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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