If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
there was a trapeze. enough said
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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