Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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