Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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