70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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