I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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