Your tits are I can't wait for
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize