Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
My feet surprised me
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