Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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