I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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