Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
not ubering you a puppy
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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