and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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