You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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