Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
then he tried to convert me to islam
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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