sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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