i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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